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Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so old when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo mama so old when she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama so old she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo mama so old she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
Yo mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
Yo mama so old she even made Yoda jealous.
Yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Yo mama so old when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
Yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
Yo mama so old her birthday expired.
Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama so old his social security number is 000-000-001
Yo mama so old she's got Adam and Eve's autograph
Yo mama so old we found cave drawings of her.
Yo mama so old she starting to fart out Mummy dust
Yo mama so old her zip code is 00001.
Yo mama so old so old he used to baby sit Yoda.
Yo mama so old she uses chewing gum as a band aid.
